Kitchen Wars

From the sex-crazed portals of catering college to the wedding feast in a castle of a super-rich swindler. My moody characters forged their student days without the strict rules of haute-cuisine, with hilarious consequences.

 

Luscious Layla had a talent for orgasmic tucker. Did it make her Queen of fingerlickin comfort food, or drop out student. Her tutor was as mean as a prison warder. Bart, and Spanish Marco, constantly fought and bickered for her attentions. Until the day of the competition.

 

A final food fight, in the college kitchens decides, who amongst the rag bag of students, would win a job in a prestigious restaurant. There is only one winner. The best of the worst in Britain. The fire brigade are on standby.

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london capers

This novel, gently pokes fun at the antics of food snobs, and the over privileged. Layla clashes with  bad tempered celebrities, naughty entrepreneurs and snooty media hacks. She is at her worst and best in the hot, steamy, designer kitchens, of the wealthy.

 

Nibble on some of those piquant memories in London, and fall in love with the band of odd  characters that continually conspire to lure, tease and provoke Layla away from the stove and into trouble.

 

Lick your fingers at Layla's saucy recipes and the shenanigans of the rich and famous. Despite frequent kitchen disasters she was somehow kept employed.

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the millionaire years

How did the dimunitive Layla, bag a fifty shaves of bald, millionaire, with a tub of marshmallows?

 

The glamarous Bianca, his ex fiance, and temperamental ex-celebrity actress, sharpens her false manicured nails and throws her filthy rich cash at thwarting the relationship.

 

How could Layla hope to make a career as a chef when her lover demanded that she travel with him to exotic  locations?

 

Her frequent kitchen disasters amused her boyfriend and annoyed her frenemies. It gave Bianca lots of fuel to be rid of Layla once and for all.

 

The novel charters the antics and capers of the over privileged, and the almost criminal, on a Titanic scale. Emergency services are on hand once again.

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A Spanish Feast

Why is Layla alone and snooping around the super mansion of a billionaire lone-shark on Malaga's Golden Mile?

 

What is Marco, her first lover from her college years, doing working on a food stall in Malaga's central market?

The loan shark, along with his Thai Bride, his teen Goth-son on probation, his Russian heavy men, and a mouthy mother, all interfere with Layla's idea of living the life of the Filthy Rich. Bianca is still on her trail. The Spanish emergency services are the first number on her phone.

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